great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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