This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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