yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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