What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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