I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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