I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
