but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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