Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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