y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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