i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
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