quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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