I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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