Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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