If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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