Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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