is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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