Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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