Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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