Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Blood and glitter go together right?
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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