help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
My butt remains clenched, sir.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
