Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
well you can't waste a boner
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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