Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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