"it" just moved
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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