Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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