Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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