He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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