Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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