David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Dicks are not precious.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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