what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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