So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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