absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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