Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
A+ Viking dick
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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