If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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