Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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