I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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