what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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