Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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