Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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