How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
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