my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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