So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My pussy is not your playground.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Randomize
