I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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