Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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