Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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