after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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