Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
he was CRYING into my vagina
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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