Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Couch. On fire.
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