Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
So much rum. So many feels.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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