we have officially lost it.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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