Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
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