I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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