2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
soo... how was my night?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
