when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
What a dumb baby whore.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I have post one night stand depression
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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