She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
