Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Randomize