You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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