I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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