party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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