Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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