I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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